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The Walk-In Freezer

Cold enough to see your breath, which is period-accurate for 1997. Someone has alphabetized the shrimp burritos. Taped to a shelf of dough:
- “a flour-dusted rack of pizza pans, each tuned to a note. The site’s whole joke, here: a pizza shop that’s secretly a one-man music project — where the pies and the songs both get made.”
- “He has the burrito brain bad: a song that’s just "It’s time to eat a shrimp burrito" on loop, and the YouTube handle @ScoobertDoobertBurrito.”
A frozen demo tape thaws into a playlist — his productions, collabs, and (at the bottom) the mixes: The Reel — hear the work
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