(set: $name to (prompt: "Enter your name:", "Type your name here"))
$name, I'm so glad you're here.
(after:3s)["I need your help... ''to save San Diego''.]
(after:5s)[There's a powerful and menacing force here.]
(after:7s)[I could use a friend.]
(after:9s)[You see... there's a warlock in town.]
(after:11s)[And he's...]
(after:12s)[He's..."]
(after:13s)[*Sobs*]
(after:15s)[Scoobert Doobert's teardrops fall into the sand.]
(after:17s)[[[Ask Scoobert Doobert what's wrong?->Pt2]]]//What's wrong, Scoobert Doobert?//
(after:2s)["That wicked man, he's...]
(after: 3s)[Making burritos disappear."]
(after: 4s)[//You gasp.//]
(after: 4.5s)[//And your mouth starts to water.//]
(after:6s) ["He'll use his arcane powers to erase our world and our memories of burritos!]
(after: 8s)[Will you help me to save San Diego from the evil warlock?"
[[Yes.->Pt3]]
[[No.->End1]]
]"Thank you, $name
(after: 2s)[We'll defeat him and save San Diego.]
(after: 4s)[But first, we need to get you stronger.]
(after: 5s)[While I look for your amulet...
Take this scroll and have a look:]
(after: 7s)[(link:"Open scroll.")
[Scoobert Doobert Travel Service
- WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO! -
Recommendation #1: When you go to the ''zoo'', be sure to bring some ''magic items to watch the flamingos''! They're fascinating creatures.]]
(after:10s)
["Ah, here it is!"
[[Take your magic item.->Pt4]]]"Oh, alrighty then.
(after: 1s)[I'll have to find someone who likes burritos."]
(after: 3s)[*Scoobert Doobert walks away.*]
(after: 6s)[*You look out at the ocean.*]
(after: 8s)[*The ocean sure is nice.*]
(after: 11s)[*So glassy.*]
(after: 13s)[*You love how the sun is glittering off the whitecaps.*]
(after: 15s)[*Take a deep breath*]
(after: 17s)[*In*]
(after: 20s)[*and Out*]
(after: 22s)[*That's what a hamburger is all about.*]
(after: 25s)[*No wonder they call this place Swami's.*]
(after: 27s)[*You feel like you're about to achieve enlightenment.*]
(after: 29s)[*You approach nirvana.*]
(after: 33s)[*You're interrupted by a yelp, as Scoobert Doobert gets a notification his phone.*]
(after: 36s)[*He starts sprinting back, kicking up sand in his wake.*]
(after: 39s) [*His long hair flopping like cousin IT.*]
(after: 42s) ["You're not going to believe this," he says while gasping for air.]
(after: 45s)[[[What is it, Scoobert Doobert?->PizzaReturn]]]"Pizza.
(after: 2s)[The warlock is after that too.]
(after: 3s)[''Will you join me'' after all?"]
(after: 5s)[[[Of course. We can't let him take pizza.->Pt3]]](set: $amulet to "Amulet of Sight Beyond Sight")
Obtained from Scoobert Doobert:
(1) One $amulet
(2) Two "Brownies"
(after: 3s)[The zoo is that way. I'll meet you there!]
(after: 4s)[*Scoobert Doobert runs off.*]
(after: 5s)[[[Head to the zoo.->Pt5]]]The path from the ocean to the zoo is filled with great perils.
(after: 2s)[Which way do you go?]
(after: 4s)[[[The 8 to the 5 to the 163->5]]]
(after: 4s)[[[The 8 to the 163->163]]]
(after: 4s)[[[Sidestreets by the San Diego Bay->sidestreets]]]You miss your exit.
(after: 2s)[-10 time]
(after: 4s) [[[Well, guess we've gotta loop back around.->backaround]]]Nice, not too much traffic. Guess we got lucky.
(after: 1s) [You arrive on time.]
(after: 2s) [Do you choose to:]
(after: 3s) [[[Park in the zoo parking lot?->zoolot]]]
(after: 4s) [[[Or on the street and walk?->walk]]]You get caught in the airport traffic.
(after: 2s) [Still stuck in traffic.]
(after: 3s) [You change lanes.]
(after: 4s) [Looks like it's clearing up!]
(after: 5s) [Nope, false alarm. Slowing down again.]
(after: 6s) [The amulet starts to tremble.]
(after: 7s) [Look at the amulet?]
(after: 8s) [[[Yes->amulet look]]]
(after: 8s) [[[No->amulet not look]]]Finally made it.
(after: 2s) [Do you choose to:]
(after: 4s) [[[Park in the zoo parking lot?->zoolot2]]]
(after: 4s) [[[Or on the street and walk?->walk2]]]Lucky day! You park without any trouble.
(after: 2s) [+10 time]
(after: 4s) [[[Enter the zoo.->zoogood]]]You park without any trouble, but as you walk towards the zoo you notice...
(after: 3s)[There's plenty of parking in the zoo lot.]
(after: 5s)-5 Time.
(after: 7s) [[[Enter the zoo.->zoodecent]]]The lot is pretty busy, but someone pulls out just as you're about to give up.
(after: 2s)[Time -2.]
(after: 4s) [[[Enter the zoo.->zoodecent]]]You end up parking quickly and hustling over to the entrance.
(after: 2s) [Time +2.]
(after: 4s) [[[Enter the zoo.->zoogood]]]The $amulet oscillates in your hand, trembling with magical energy.
(after: 2s) [As you lift it towards your face, your pupils disappear.]
(after: 4s) [And you hear an ancient voice whisper.]
(after: 6s) [*I have the truth. Now hear me.*]
(after: 8s) [You lean in, captivated by her magical words:]
(after: 10s) [*My truth is...*]
(after: 12s) [*If San Diego built a trolley line to the airport, most of this traffic wouldn't be here. It's just poor city planning.*]
(after: 14s) [You attempt to pull the amulet away from your eyes, but it resists.]
(after: 16s) [*I mean, why would a city put an airport right in the middle of downtown and have no public transportation to it?*]
(after: 19s) [You're finally able to break free from the amulet.]
(after: 22s) [You notice you've caused a massive traffic jam while possessed.]
(after: 24s) [-20 time.]
(after: 26s) [You finally arrive. Do you choose to:]
(after: 28s) [[[Park in the zoo parking lot?->zoolot3]]]
(after: 29s) [[[Or on the street and walk?->walk3]]]The amulet wails and stirs, but you ignore it.
(after: 2s) [-2 bond with $amulet, +10 time]
(after: 4s) [You arrive at the zoo. Do you choose to:]
(after: 5s) [[[Park in the zoo parking lot?->zoolot2]]]
(after: 6s) [[[Park on the street and walk?->walk2]]]The zoo lot is full. You got here too late.
(after: 2s)[[[Park on the street?->walk3]]]
(after: 3s)[[[Give up?->sadend1]]]Oh no.
(after: 2s)[There's no street parking.]
(after: 4s)[[[Abandon your car?->abandoncar]]]
(after: 6s)[[[Give up?->sadend1]]]You wake up the next day.
(after: 2s)[What did I even do yesterday? You wonder.]
(after: 4s)[Your stomach growls.]
(after: 6s)[You have an intense craving.]
(after: 8s)[But what is it for?]
(after: 10s)[You want something with cheese but slightly acidic somehow?]
(after: 12s)[No matter. You go to the nearest restaurant.]
(after: 14s)[The waitress hands you the menu.]
(after: 16s)[It's only one word.]
(after: 18s)[Bread.]
(after: 20s)[I'll have the bread, you say.]
(after: 22s)[You leave the restaurant. Full, but somehow unsatisfied.]
(after: 25s)[On a distant radio, Scoobert Doobert comes on.]
(after: 27s)[You hear him ask the audience to visit his website for more links.]
(after: 30s)[www.ScoobertDoobert.Bread]
(after: 32s)[That doesn't have much of a ring to it.]
(after: 34s)[Do you visit the website?]
(after: 36s)[[[Yes->website]]]
(after: 38s)[[[No->nosite]]]You visit www.ScoobertDoobert.Bread
(after: 3s)[But something's wrong.]
(after: 5s)[The browser redirects you to www.ScoobertDoobert.Pizza]
(after: 7s)[(link:"Read popup?")
[Scoobert Doobert Travel Service
- It's not too late! -
$name, you still have your magic brownies. Eat them before they disappear too. There's still time to save the world!]]
(after: 10s)[[[Eat the brownie.->walk4]]]
(after: 12s)[[[Close the tab.->nosite]]]Your stomach grumbles.
(after: 3s)[Ah, well.]
(after: 8s)[The warlock harvests your soul.]
(after: 12s)[As he pulls out a fork and knife, he remarks,]
(after: 15s)["Pizza and burritos make souls too hard to eat...]
(after: 18s) [Because of the joy they bring."]
(after: 22s) [GAME OVER]
(after: 27s) [The $amulet stirs.]
(after: 30s)[[[Maybe you should visit that website?->website]]]The brownies magic courses through your veins.
(after: 2s) [It took about 40 minutes to kick in though.]
(after: 5s) [You probably shouldn't have had that second brownie too.]
(after: 8s) [Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.]
(after: 11s) [[[Here we go.->bossfight]]]You walk into the zoo.
(after: 2s)[You see the flamingos, most stand on one leg.
(after: 6s)[What do you do?]
(after: 8s)[[[Search.->searchflamingo]]]
(after: 8s)[[[Pet flamingo.->petflamingo]]]
(after: 8s)[[[Eat brownie.->enterethereal]]]You arrive at the gates.
(after: 2s)[You see a massive sculpture of a lion leaping on to prey.]
(after: 4s)[[[Touch the sculpture?->lionalive]]
[[Continue on.->zoogood]]You hustle over to the entrance.
(after: 2s) [Time +2.]
(after: 4s) [[[Enter the zoo.->zoogood]]]The warlock is stunned as you teleport directly into his lair.
(after: 4s) [You stare at each other blankly.]
(after: 7s) ["Are you the ice king from Adventure Time?" you ask.]
(after: 9s) [The warlock's jaw drops.]
(after: 13s) [He regains his composure and exclaims,]
(after: 15s) [I will consume your soul!]
(after: 19s) ["No, dude!" you reply after a long pause.]
(after: 22s) [[[Run?->run]]]
(after: 23s) [[[Fight?->fight]]]You take off.
(after: 3s)[The warlock levitates, and sends magic missiles hurdling towards you, narrowly missing.]
(after: 5s)[-4 courage.]
(after: 8s)[You dart across the lair, knocking skeletons, ancient relics and ball bearings onto the ground.]
(after: 11s)[It has no effect. The dude is literally levitating.]
(after: 14s)[You remember you have the $amulet.]
(after: 16s)[[[Use amulet?->useamulet]]]
(after: 18s)[[[Keep running?->ENDING 3]]]You fight.
What do you do?
[[Use amulet.->useamulet]]
[[Use fists.->ENDING 3]]You raise the amulet to your eyes.
Choose your fate:
(after: 3s)[[[Heads->headsbossrun]]]
(after: 45)[[[Tails->ENDING 2]]]You stumble, sending the amulet flying through the air.
(after: 3s)[The air in front of you quivers.]
(after: 6s)[A door manifests itself, and the withered hand of the warlock emerges from it.]
(after: 9s)[[[Dive for the amulet?->dive]]]
(after: 11s)[[[Accept your fate?->ENDING 3]]]You succeed.
(after: 2s)[Your pupils disappear.]
(after: 4s)[An arcane energy fills your body.]
(after: 6s)[Lightening bursts forth from your hands as you ascend.]
(after: 8s)[The warlock turns to run.]
(after: 10s)[You reach out with your hand, instantly immobilizing him in the air.]
(after: 12s)[I am the spirit of San Diego, a woman's voice booms from you.]
(after: 14s)[Temors are sent throughout the earth, as the Underdark begins to collapse.]
(after: 16s)[[[Invade the warlock's mind?->invade]]]
(after: 16s)[[[Imprison the warlock in the amulet?->imprison]]]You dive for the $amulet.
(after: 2s)[As you're about to wrap your fingers around it.]
(after: 4s)[The warlock points to it, and blinks it from existance.]
(after: 6s)[[Here comes the end.->ENDING 3]]You raise the amulet to your eyes.
Choose your fate:
(after: 3s)[[[Heads->headsbossrunadv]]]
(after: 45)[[[Tails->ENDING 2]]]You fumble lifting for the amulet, nearly dropping it.
(after: 3s) [Luckily, you catch the amulet with your magical hair, since you have extra Time.]
(after: 5s)[So, you get another chance to succeed.]
(after: 7s)[Once again, you raise the amulet to your eyes.
Choose your fate:]
(after: 9s)[[[Heads->ENDING 2]]]
(after: 9s)[[[Tails->headsbossrun]]]You fight. How do you attack?
[[Fight with the amulet.->useamuletadv]]
[[Use fists.->ENDING 3]]The warlock begins to invade your mind.
(after: 2s)[Tenticles of black energy reach into your ears.]
(after: 4s)[You feel the memories of your favorite foods...]
(after: 6s)[Start to disappear.]
(after: 8s)[You scream.]
(after: 10s)[You hear the warlock's cold and terrible voice.]
(after: 12s)[*"Only bread. That's all that will remain. Just bread."*]
(after: 14s)[*"I'll remove all joy from your soul, and then it will be mine!"*]
(after: 16s)[You scream even louder.]
(after: 18s)[Suddenly you hear beautiful music...]
(after: 20s)[You feel the sweet bass line feel your soul with inspiration.]
(after: 22s)[Obtained:
Counterspell (Infinite Casting)]
(after: 26s)[You purse your lips, squit your eyes, and emit a ball of psionic power, pushing the warlock away, spinning head over end."]
(after: 30s)[The dizzy warlock attempts to fire a magic missle your way, but you dispel it.]
(after: 34s)[He throws a dagger. You try to counterspell, but it's a physical dagger! And it's coming right for your head!]
(after: 36s)[[[Brace for impact->impact]]]You place your hand on the sculpture of the lion.
(after: 2s)[The $amulet starts to burn at your skin.]
(after: 4s)[The $amulet begins to levitate, drawing nearing to the lion.]
(after: 6s)[The lion tail starts to twitch.]
(after: 8s)[[[Run?->lionrun]]]
(after: 8s)[[[Stay?->lionstay]]]You dash.
(after: 2s)[The lions eyes glow red, as it identifies you...]
(after: 4s)[As prey.]
(after: 6s)[You jump the turnstile into the zoo entrance.]
(after: 8s)[The lion rips through it, the gate shattering behind.]
(after: 10s)[The flamingos at the entrance are spooked by the metallic lion charging towards them.]
(after: 12s)[The flamingos scatter in a panic, spilling out from their enclosure.]
(after: 14s)[[[Run left.->leftzoo]]]
(after: 14s)[[[Run right.->rightzoo]]]The bronze face of the lion turns in your direction.
(after: 2s)[Its massive legs come crashing to the ground, cracking the pavement below.]
(after: 4s)[It bares its metal teeth.]
(after:6s)[[[Raise the amulet.->raiseamulet]]]
(after:8s)[[[Run->lionrun]]]Your pupils disappear as the amulet takes hold.
(after: 2s)[A woman's voice emerges from you.]
(after: 4s)[My dear lion, you say.]
(after: 6s)[Have peace.]
(after: 8s)[Cat Nip appears on the ground.]
(after: 10s)[The lion sniffs the Cat Nip, and its eyes stop glowing red.]
(after: 12s)[Your pupils emerge, and you see...]
(after: 14s)[The bronze lion bowing for you to get on.]
(after: 16s)[Obtained:
Pet Lion (immortal)]
(after: 19s)[[[Hop on the lion's back?->flamingolion]]]
(after: 21s)[[[Run?->rightzoo]]]You trip on an abandoned cup.
(after: 3s)[The lion is upon you.]
(after: 5s)[You are devoured by the bronze lion statue.]
(after: 8s)[GAME OVER]
(after: 12s)[The $amulet stirs.]
(after: 14s)[[[Maybe you shouldn't have run?->lionstay]]]You head right along the Tree Tops Trail.
(after: 2s)[Orangutans look at you quizically.]
(after: 4s)[Just now you realize.]
(after: 6s)[You're the only human in the San Diego Zoo.]
(after: 8s)[Strange.]
(after: 10s)[The Skyfari tram runs empty overhead, as you continue to sprint down the trail.]
(after: 12s)[You hear metallic footsteps behind.]
(after: 14s)[You dash into the aviary, tearing over the door, and not looking behind.]
(after: 16s)[A bird poops on your head.]
(after: 18s)[[[Explore aviary?->aviary]]]
(after: 18s)[[[Keep running?->runfromaviary]]]Your pupils disappear as the amulet takes hold.
(after: 2s)[A woman's voice emerges from you.]
(after: 4s)[My dear gorrila, you say.]
(after: 6s)[Have peace.]
(after: 8s)[A banana appears on the ground.]
(after: 10s)[The gorilla eats the banana, and its eyes stop glowing red.]
(after: 12s)[Your pupils emerge, and you see...]
(after: 14s)[Scoobert Doobert riding the bronze lion.]
(after: 16s)[*"Get in loser, we're going shopping."* He says.]
(after: 18s)[[[Hop on the lion's back.->shopping]]]You attempt to break the gorilla's grapple.
(after: 2s)[You are unsuccessful.]
(after: 4s)[The gorilla drags you back up the trail, through the aviary, and towards the awaiting bronze lion.]
(after: 6s)[The bronze lion devours you.]
(after: 8s)[GAME OVER.]
(after: 12s)[The $amulet stirs.]
(after: 15s)[[[Return to your last save point?->rightzoo]]]You sit in the aviary.
(after: 2s)[The lion can't fit in here.]
(after: 4s)[A red parrot, streaked with vibrant blue, sits on your shoulder.]
(after: 7s)[This is nice, you think.]
(after: 11s)[*So relaxing.*]
(after: 12s)[*Take a deep breath*]
(after: 14s)[*In*]
(after: 18s)[*and Out*]
(after: 20s)[*That's what a hamburger is all about.*]
(after: 23s)[*You feel like you're about to achieve enlightenment.*]
(after: 26s)[*You approach nirvana.*]
(after: 28s)[The parrot interrupts you, saying "The brownie, SQUACK, eat the brownie. Save, SQUACK, San Diego."]
(after: 30s)[[[Eat the brownie?->browniepowers]]]
(after: 32s)[Or does the bird scare you?]
(after: 34s)[[[Run from the aviary?->runfromaviary]]]You emerge from the aviary.
(after: 2s)[You stop suddenly.]
(after: 4s)[You are face to face with a gorilla that escaped from their enclosure.]
(after: 6s)[The gorilla's eyes glow red.]
(after: 8s)[Just like the lion.]
(after: 10s)[The gorilla grabs you, Harambe style.]
(after: 12s)[[[Attempt to raise amulet?->amuletgorrilla]]]
(after: 14s)[[[Give in.->rungorrilla]]]You struggle to hold on tight to the bronze lion as he sprints down the path.
(after: 2s)[You start to slip.]
(after: 4s)[Your life flashes before you as you tumble to the ground.]
(after: 7s)[You're about to hit the cement. You brace yourself and shut your eyes.
(after: 10s)[You feel a strange pressure around your waist.]
(after: 13s)[You open your eyes, and see silver hair holding you firmly above the ground.]
(after: 15s)[You get raised back up, and see that the magical hair is attached to Scoobert Doobert.]
(after: 18s)[*"Hold on tight, $name!"* He says.]
(after: 20s)[You arrive at the Panda Shop.]
(after: 22s)[*"Here you can buy magical items."* Scoobert Doobert informs you.]
(after: 24s)[[[Buy magic beer.->magicbeer]]]
(after: 26s)[[[Buy magic stuffed panda.->magicpanda]]]You obtain:
Magic beer (Pizza Port, Permanent Vacay IPA)
(after: 4s)[[[Drink beer.->beer]]]You obtain:
Magic Panda
(after: 4s)[[[Let's get going.->backtoflamingospanda]]]It's bitter, but refreshing.
(after: 3s)[Your hair grows.]
(after: 5s)
[You now have the power to:
Control hair.]
(after: 9s)[You scratch your leg with your hair.]
(after: 13s)[*"Quit messing around! We have to get back to the flamingos!"* Scoobert Doobert says.]
(after: 15s)[[[Exit shop?->backtoflamingos]]]You travel back to the flamingo enclosure to a scene of utter chaos.
(after: 2s)[There are flamingos flailing about everywhere.]
(after: 4s)[You reach out with your magical hair and catch one.]
(after: 6s)[Scoobert Doobert looks at you puzzled.]
(after: 8s)[You struggle with the flamingo, trying to interrogate it.]
(after: 10s)[Scoobert Doobert laughs, and points at the trap door in the middle of the enclosure.]
(after: 12s)[[[Enter the Underdark.->dungeoncrawlbeer]]]You travel back to the flamingo enclosure. It's utter chaos.
(after: 2s)[There are flamingos running everywhere.]
(after: 4s)[You chase a flamingo, trying to interrogate it.]
(after: 10s)[Scoobert Doobert laughs, and points at the trap door in the middle of the enclosure.]
(after: 12s)[[[Enter the Underdark.->dungeoncrawlpanda]]]You sit in the aviary for fourty minutes.
(after: 2s)[-40 Time.]
(after: 4s)[The brownies magic suddenly pours through your body.]
(after: 6s)[The parrot on your shoulder suddenly falls, scrambling to take flight before hitting the ground.]
(after: 8s)[It's like he went through me, you think.]
(after: 10s)[You have entered the Ethereal Plane.]
(after: 12s)[You look around. Everything is now in shades of grey.]
(after: 14s)[You wave your hand in front of the parrot.]
(after: 16s)[No reaction.]
(after: 18s)[You are now Invisible.]
(after: 20s)[You walk through the aviary wall, levitiating slightly.]
(after: 22s)[You float gently by the bronze lion, waiting impatiently at the aviary exit.]
(after: 24s)[You make your way back to the flamingo enclosure.]
(after: 27s)[There you see Scoobert Doobert in full color]
(after: 30s)[He notices you.]
(after: 32s)[*Ah, good, you ate the brownie!* ]
(after: 33s)[*Shall we?* He asks, pointing at a trap door below the flamingo enclosure.]
(after: 35s)[*But first, take this.*]
(after: 37s)[*He hands you a Pizza Port IPA*]
(after: 39s)[Obtained:
Beer (magical)]
(after: 41s)[[[Drink the beer.->drinkbeer]]]As you enter the trap door, an arrow shoots out at you.
(after: 2s)[You block it with your magic hair.]
(after: 4s)[Your eyes struggle to adjust to the dimly lit dungeon.]
(after: 6s)[Scoobert Doobert hands you a glowing orb.]
(after: 8s)[You ponder the orb.]
(after: 10s)[Obtained:
Glowing Orb]
(after: 12s)[You arrive at a fork in the road.]
(after: 14s)[[[Turn left->another scene2]]]
(after: 14s)[[[Turn right->another scene3]]]"It's probably a good time for this," Scoobert Doobert says pointing towards your stuffed Panda.
(after: 2s)[The Magic Panda comes to life.]
(after: 4s)[It forges ahead, looking for traps.]
(after: 6s)[Arrows fire feet in front of you, disarmed by the Magic Panda.]
(after: 8s)[It smiles then falls back asleep.]
(after: 10s)[You pick him up.]
[[another one->another scene4]]You leap on the back of the enormous lion.
(after: 2s)[+20 Time.]
(after: 4s)[The lion takes off, in a full sprint, into the middle of the flamingo enclosure.]
(after: 6s)[What do you do?]
(after: 8s)[[[Search.->searchflamingo]]]
(after: 8s)[[[Pet flamingo.->petflamingo]]]
(after: 8s)[[[Eat brownie.->enterethereal]]]You look around.
(if:visits is 2)[You find a piece of trash.
Obtained:
Trash (nonmagical)]
(after: 3s)[Nothing seems out of the ordinary.]
(after: 5s)[[[Search more.->searchflamingo]]]
(after: 7s)[[[Pet flamingo.->petflamingo]]]
(after: 9s)[[[Eat brownie.->enterethereal]]]You pet a flamingo.
(if:visits is 2)[The flamingo bites your hand.
-2 Health.]
(after: 3s)[It didn't like that very much.]
(after: 5s)[[[Search.->searchflamingo]]]
(after: 7s)[[[Pet flamingo again.->petflamingo]]]
(after: 9s)[[[Eat brownie.->enterethereal]]]You eat the brownie.
(after: 2s)[-40 Time.]
(after: 4s)[After 40 minutes, the brownies magic pours through your body.]
(after: 6s)[You slip through the bronze lion.]
(after: 8s)[It's like I went through him, you think.]
(after: 10s)[You have entered the Ethereal Plane.]
(after: 12s)[You look around. Everything is now in shades of grey.]
(after: 14s)[You wave your hand in front of the lion.]
(after: 16s)[No reaction.]
(after: 18s)[You are now Invisible.]
(after: 20s)[You look around the flamingo enclosure.]
(after: 22s)[You see Scoobert Doobert standing about 10 feet away, in full color]
(after: 24s)[He notices you.]
(after: 27s)[*Ah, good, you ate the brownie!* ]
(after: 29s)[*Shall we?* He asks, pointing at a trap door below the flamingo enclosure.]
(after: 32s)[*But first, take this.*]
(after: 34s)[*He hands you a Pizza Port IPA*]
(after: 36s)[Obtained:
Beer (magical)]
(after: 38s)[[[Drink the beer.->drinkbeer]]]It's bitter, but refreshing.
(after: 3s)[Your hair grows.]
(after: 5s)
[You now have the power to:
Control hair.]
(after: 9s)[You scratch your leg with your hair.]
(after: 13s)[*"Quit messing around! We have to get to the Underdark"* Scoobert Doobert says.]
(after: 15s)[[[Enter trap door.->dungeoncrawlbeer]]]You encounter a goblin.
[[Attack the goblin?->attackgob]]
[[Seduce the goblin?->seducegob]]You arive at the warlock's stronghold.
(after: 2s) [Scoobert Doobert sneezes.]
(after: 4s) [The warlock notices him and banishes him to another plane of existance.]
(after: 6s) [He extends his warped and withered finger directly at you.]
(after: 8s) [[[Run?->run]]]
(after: 8s) [[[Fight?->warlockadvbeer]]](after: 12s)[You arrive at the warlock's door.]
(after: 14s)[[[Knock->another scene6]]]
(after: 14s)[[[Enter stealthily->another scene5]]]You sneak up behind the warlock.
What do you do?
[[Press the amulet against him?->amuletattack]]
[[Smack him upside the head->smack]]
[[Panda attack->pandaattack]]Warlock begins being drawn into your $amulet.
(after: 2s)[The woman's voice in the amulet says, "Welcome home, honey."]
(after: 4s)[The warlock screams in agony as he wisps away.]
(after: 7s)[With a loud pop, he is gone. The amulet falls, clattering against the stone.]
(after: 10s)[*"You did it!"* Scoobert Doobert says while giving you a fist bump and picking up the amulet from the floor.]
(after: 13s)[*"Wanna go get some food?"*]
(after: 15s)[[[Burritos?->burrito]]]
(after: 15s)[[[Pizza?->pizza]]]Streaks of psionic energy flows from your pupil-less eyes.
(after: 2s)[The energy connects with the warlock.]
(after: 4s)[You inhabit his soul.]
(after: 6s)[You cast a genjutsu, playing images of burritos and pizza in his head, on loop, for eternity.]
(after: 8s)[He screams.]
(after: 10s)[The warlock is now Prone.]
(after: 12s)[Your pupils return.]
(after: 14s)[Your alignment is now:
Chaotic Good]
(after: 16s)[You turn to see Scoobert Doobert beaming.]
(after: 18s)[*"You did it!"* He says while giving you a fist bump.]
(after: 20s)[*"Wanna go get some food?"*]
(after: 22s)[[[Burritos?->burrito]]]
(after: 24s)[[[Pizza?->pizza]]]Streaks of psionic energy flows from your pupil-less eyes.
(after: 2s)[The energy connects with the warlock's face.]
(after: 4s)[You are transported to the Astral Plane.]
(after: 6s)[The warlock takes the form of a house cat.]
(after: 8s)[You sneeze.]
(after: 10s)[You pick the cat up. Petting it. Saying, it's over, warlock. It's over.]
(after: 12s)[You feel a sense of calm overtake the cat, as it is absorbed into your amulet.]
(after: 14s)[You obtain:
Cat (magical, warlock polymorph)]
(after: 16s)[You return from the astral plane to see Scoobert Doobert beaming.]
(after: 18s)[*"You did it!"* He says while giving you a fist bump.]
(after: 20s)[*"Wanna go get some food?"*]
(after: 22s)[[[Burritos?->burrito]]]
(after: 24s)[[[Pizza?->pizza]]]You use the powers of the amulet to teleport to Juanitas.
(after: 1s)["We'll have two California burritos, add guacamole" Scoobert Doobert says.]
(after: 3s)[*You teleport to Moonlight Beach.*]
(after: 6s)[*You look out at the ocean.*]
(after: 8s)[*The ocean sure is nice.*]
(after: 11s)[*So glassy.*]
(after: 13s)[*You love how the sun is glittering off the whitecaps.*]
(after: 15s)[*Take a deep breath*]
(after: 17s)[*In*]
(after: 20s)[*and Out*]
(after: 22s)[*You feel like you're about to achieve enlightenment.*]
(after: 25s)[*You approach nirvana.*]
(after: 27s)[*Scoobert Doobert silences his phone.*]
(after: 29s)[You achieve nirvana.]
(after: 33s)[Obtained:
Enlightenment (x2)]
(after: 36s)[*The cat purrs.*]
(after: 39s) [CONGRATULATIONS, SAN DIEGO IS SAVED.]
(after: 42s) [Visit www.ScoobertDoobert.Pizza/reward to claim your treasure.]You use the powers of the amulet to teleport to Blind Lady Ale House.
(after: 2s)["Mountain Meadow Mushroom for me" Scoobert Doobert says.]
(after: 4s)[[[Order pizza.->orderpizza]]](set: $pizza to (prompt: "Enter your order:", "Type your order here"))
$name, I'm so glad you're here.
(after: 3s)[Oh, you want a $pizza pizza? That's a little weird.]
(after: 6s)[I guess we can do that. Coming right up.]
(after: 8s)[*She hands you a $pizza pizza.*]
(after: 11s)[*You get lost in the sauce.*]
(after: 13s)[*What beauty.*]
(after: 15s)[*You take a big bite*]
(after: 17s)[*And another*]
(after: 20s)[*And another*]
(after: 22s)[*You feel like you're about to achieve enlightenment.*]
(after: 25s)[*You approach nirvana.*]
(after: 27s)[*Scoobert Doobert silences his phone.*]
(after: 29s)[You achieve nirvana.]
(after: 33s)[Obtained:
Enlightenment]
(after: 36s)[*The cat purrs.*]
(after: 39s) [CONGRATULATIONS, SAN DIEGO IS SAVED.]
(after: 42s) [Visit www.ScoobertDoobert.Pizza/reward to claim your treasure.]
(after: 45s)(link: "Play again?")[(restart:)]Scoobert Doobert catches the dagger in midair.
(after: 2s)[Scoobert Doobert touches your shoulder and says,]
(after: 4s)[*"Sorry I took so long. I was looking for this.*]
(after: 6s)[He hands you a Ring of Guy Fieri, emblazoned with RRF.]
(after: 8s)[Obtain:
1 Ring of Guy Fieri (Magical, Food Conjuration, 3 charges)]
(after: 10s)[You summon: a Banana (for scale).]
(after: 12s)[The warlock stares blankly.]
(after: 14s)[You summmon: Giant Pizza]
(after: 16s)[The warlock shakes with fear and rage.]
(after: 18s)[You summon: Giant Burrito]
(after: 20s)[*"No, not a burrito!"* Screams the warlock.]
(after: 22s)[[[Eat the burrito and pizza.->eatit]]]
(after: 22s)[[[Throw the burrito and pizza.->throwit]]]Your body trembles as you attempt to eat the magical foods.
(after: 3s)[You finish all three items more quickly than you thought humanly possible.]
(after: 5s)[Your soul grows stronger.]
(after: 7s)[Your body starts to change.]
(after: 9s)[Your shoes become flip flops.]
(after: 11s)[You now play the flute.]
(after: 13s)[Obtained:
1 Yamaha Flute]
(after: 15s)[Your shirt becomes tie dye.]
(after: 17s)[Scoobert Doobert is stunned.]
(after: 19s)[Your name is no longer $name. It is now Flip Flop Phil.]
(after: 21s)[You feel immense strength course through your body.]
(after: 23s)[The $amulet flys around your body, then absorbs into your chest.]
(after: 25s)[[[Become a being of pure energy.->godmode]]]You magically compel the burrito, pizza and banana (for scale) at the warlock.
(after: 2s)[The food collides with the warlock, nullifying his arcane powers.]
(after: 4s)[You see souls spill out from his body. He clutches at them as they try to escape.]
(after: 6s)[You remember the taste of burritos more vividly than ever before.]
(after: 8s)[The warlock tries to cast a final spell.]
(after: 10s)[You quickly react by casting Counterspell.]
(after: 12s)[The warlock begins melting into dust.]
(after: 14s)[*"You did it!"* Scoobert Doobert says while giving you a fist bump.]
(after: 16s)[*"Wanna go get some food?"*]
(after: 18s)[[[Burritos?->burrito]]]
(after: 20s)[[[Pizza?->pizza]]]
You are now the protective deity of San Diego.
(after: 2s)[You waive your hand and the warlock turns to dust.]
(after: 4s)[You ascend to Mount Solidad, to watch over San Diego for eternity.]
(after: 6s)[Scoobert Doobert visits you every day with a dank burrito to say thanks.]
(after: 9s) [CONGRATULATIONS, SAN DIEGO IS SAVED.]
(after: 12s) [Visit www.ScoobertDoobert.Pizza/reward to claim your treasure.]
(after: 16s)(link: "Play again?")[(restart:)]Your hair rushes forth, overwhelming the goblin before he can call out for help.
[[Go the other direction.->another scene3]]You do a sexy little dance.
(after: 2s)[There's no effect.]
(after: 4s)[Angered, you suffocate the goblin with your magic hair.]
(after: 6s)[[[Go the other direction.->another scene3]]]The warlock stands at attention.
(after: 2s) [He whips around, noticing Scoobert Doobert before than you.]
(after: 4s)[The warlock banishes him to another plane of existance.]
(after: 6s) [Then reaches extends his warped hand towards at you.]
(after: 8s) [[[Run?->run]]]
(after: 8s) [[[Fight?->fight]]]The warlock screams as the amulet sears into his back.
(after: 2s)[With no time to prepare his magical defenses, he attempts to strike you down with the blunt end of his staff.
(after: 5s)[The panda leaps between you and the staff, cushioning your blow.]
(after: 8s)[You cry out for your panda friend, and press the amulet deeper into the warlock's leathery skin.
(after: 10s)[[[The warlock's eyes grow wide.->ENDING]]]You slap the warlock's withered, bald head.
(after: 2s) [The warlock whips around, noticing Scoobert Doobert rather than you.]
(after: 4s)[The warlock banishes him to another plane of existance.]
(after: 6s) [Then reaches extends his warped hand towards at you.]
(after: 8s) [[[Run?->run]]]
(after: 8s) [[[Fight?->fight]]]The panda scratches and claws at the warlock
(after: 2s) [The warlock throws the panda to the ground, whips around and notices his mortal enemy, Scoobert Doobert.]
(after: 4s)[*"YOU!"* The warlock banishes him to another plane of existance.]
(after: 6s) [Then reaches extends his warped hand towards at you.]
(after: 8s) [[[Run?->run]]]
(after: 8s) [[[Fight?->fight]]]